As I think of the possiblity that Trent may have to go back to Iraq in the near future, possibly next September if we cannot get out before then, I like to keep my mind focused on the positive! When he was deployed last time this email came to me and I thought I'd pee my pants I laughed so hard. So I just had to share it with everyone else.
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are all gay.
6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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I can't imagine how hard that would be. We love you both, and wish the very best for you! On a lighter note...THAT HILARIOUS!!! I miss you and I hope all is well. Let me know if you need anything!
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